Sorry My Filter is Broken
Kinda Sweet, Mostly Sarcastic
She is Strong but she is Tired
All You Need is Love & Tacos
Kinda Sweet, Kinda Stabby
Sarcasm is Like Music to My Ears
I Try to Be Nice But People Are Stupid
Anti-Social Butterfly
I Either Drink Coffee or Say Bad Words
Sarcasm Loading
Maybe coffee is addicted to me
I run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts
I drink caffeine periodically
Get me a Mountain Dew and tell me I'm pretty
You Call Them Swear Words
Resting Beach Face
Hey There Trainwreck
That First Step off Your High Horse
Undefeated Hide & Seek Champion
I Like Big Nuts & I Can Not Lie
Dear Autocorrect
Keep Talking. I'm Diagnosing You.
I'd Rather Be Someone's Shot of Whiskey
Abso fucking lutely
They See My Rollin, They Hatin
Nobody Tests My Inner Gangster More Than My Husband
The Seaweed is Always Greener In Someone Else's Lake
Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun
Snitches get Stitches
Sorry I'm So Cranky
I Have a Big Ass
Back & Body Hurts
