Coffee Because Adulting is Hard
Marty: Whatever Happens Don't Ever Go To 2020
I Just Baked You Some
I'm a Bad Influence But Damn I'm Fun
I Solemnly Swear
I Run a Tight Shipwreck
Apparently I'm Dramatic
Coffee Gets Me Started. Jesus Keeps Me Going.
Wears Black. Loves Coffee. Avoids People.
I am a Real Sweetheart & Smartass
I Can't Be Trusted At Any Craft Store
I Need a HUGe Margarita
You're Fucked
Not Fragile Like a Flower
I'll Get Over It
Rockin' the Smartass Wife Life
Probably Late for Something
That's What I Do. I Smoke Meat And I Know Things
I Don't Snore. I Dream I'm a Tractor.
Mentally Checked Out
I Don't Sugar Coat Shit
Trophy Husband
I'm Always Happy: Until Someone Pisses Me Off.
Shopping Is My Therapy
I Wish I Was a Unicorn
Grill Sergeant
Lake Life Cuz Beached Be Salty
Tryin' To Find The Yee to My Haw
Proud Member of the Vaccinated Club
Tall Glass Yoda
Tall Glass of Get Over It
Just a Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine
